How Confusing!

[Birchy]

I purchased some Vanish from my local supermarket. I wrongly assumed that this meant it was something a bit like a van. Aren't companies compelled to describe their products more accurately than this?

[barrywom]

Arf, arf! If it meant 'something like a van' it would probably have been spelled van-ish. You crack us all up, Birchy!

[incitatus]

So you are a bit like a tree?