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marval | 14:15 Wed 29th Jan 2014 | Jokes
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What do you get when you cross a dog and a phone?
A golden receiver.

What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause

What is a vampire’s favourite dog?
A Bloodhound!

What kind of pets lay around the house?
Car-pets!

What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing elephants!

What do you call a dog that is a librarian?
A hush-puppy!

What do you get when you cross a mean dog and a computer?
You get a mega-bite!

Why couldn’t the Dalmatian hide from his pal?
Because he was already spotted!

What do you do with a blue Burmese?
Try and cheer it up!

Why did the cat join the Red Cross?
Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
His bark was much worse that his bite!

What do you get if you cross a dog with a Concorde?
A jet-setter!

What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck?
A duck-filled fatty puss!

Did you hear about the cat that drank five bowls of water?
He set a new lap record!

Did you hear about the cat that swallowed a ball of wool?
She had mittens!


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Have you only just used your Christmas crackers? sorry. lol! x
Its the way he tells Em (I dont know where you get them all) But its good to laugh.
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