Light-Hearted - Revenge is sweet :)

[Drisgirl]

My husband is a major pain when he has had a swift half.

I just bide my time and watch him lighting up the fag - knowing full well he will have one draw and then fall asleep.

The fun,for me then begins.I watch the fag slowly burn down to his knuckles and wait with anticipation for the cry of 'Oh ya basket' .Oh how I laugh.

Anyone else have sadistic qualities like me?

[kate1976]

My ex used to do that too, so funny! Keep an eye on the fag though so nothing catches fire!!

[Danni79]

My dad used to fall asleep with a cup of coffee or tea, I would sit there for ages watching the cup slowly tipping it finally spilt and he would leap a mile....lol x

[Drisgirl]

I think its the waiting for ages thats the best bit - you can almost feel the hysteria building up in you - just like being back at school really when you're not meant to laugh.Tee-Hee:)

[funkymoped]

evrey woman on the planet has your

"sadistic qualities"

:-)

[Drisgirl]

Is that not the reason men are here - for us to laugh at:)

[Drisgirl]

I just remembered another one.

My ex and I were going out to a party.He came back from work after having a few - .I was fuming - he was another pain with a drink on him.He fell asleep.

I got ready and then put every clock - cooker,wristwatch the lot forward by 4 hrs - so when he woke up he would think there was no point in going out..

It worked - he woke up and then went to his bed thinking there was no point in going out at 2 in the morning.

Result!!!

[Drisgirl]

Sorry - I'm not hi-jacking my own post but my present husband was bugging me.

He went through the house and there was a bowl of Bombay mix on the table.I smeared my fingers with the grease and then smeared his specs.He duly came through picked up the specs and a paper and toddled off to the loo.

I waited on the roar but there wasnt one.He came out and said 'I suppose you thought that was funny'.He had sat for 5 minutes waiting on the 'condensation' on his specs clearing.I still laugh at the thought of that one yet!!!

[tradey]

i used to love it when my nana would drop off but she always did it when she was eating it was so funny sometimes her face would hit her plate and she would have dinner all over her face id laugh so much,god rest her sole

[PhilBy]

The biggest laugh me and my mates have is every Friday night when the 40yr old+ grandma brigrade hit the town dressed like they are still teenagers......... many a good mouthful of beer has been spluttered out at some of the sights...... Those in high heels and flashing huge bare fleshy saddle bags usually score the best laugh.

I'm so glad that males mature and not get old like females :-)

[Minxie]

Hey Philby, I am 40+. Not a grandmother! Mind you, I dont go out nightclubbing. Am too busy watching Casualty!

You will be 40 one day. Its not so old! :)

[Drisgirl]

Its the mutton bit minxie - they had it so they'll flaunt it - they dont have it anymore.

I'm not a grannie but I'm in my forties (well thats what my birth certificate says) but you do have to temper it a bit.

You must admit - eveyone has seen some sights that make your night:)

[Minxie]

Hiya Drisgirl, yes I agree, maybe I am just being a bit fiesty tonight! ..... got my arguing head on!

[Drisgirl]

minxie - I didnt mean you had to temper it a bit - I meant one has to in their forties.I feel hellish now - I honestly didnt mean you.Must read back my posts in future and cos I know what I mean I just gaily expect eveyone to:)

[mycatis]

Ah Drisgirl I like you!! lmao

[Drisgirl]

I like you as well mycatis - revenge is sweet (nothing drastic) just enough for me to laugh hysterically:)

Here - youre near me I think -what about the snow! Bit of a shock this morning.I've got to go out cos I promised my old neighbour I'd get her Sunday Post and you know what theyre like - they've got to get their fix of Oor Wullie and The Broons on a Sunday.

[mycatis]

lol Drisgirl yeah I'm near pitlochry and there is a foot and a half of snow, my poor wee cat went out in it and nearly vanished lol

[Drisgirl]

LOL mycatis - mine was like a springbok and I almost PMSL - funniest thing I have seen for ages!!

[Minxie]

Drisgirl, just got back on AB and read posts. I was feeling a bit frosty last night, but you were fine. Its maybe me, who should look at what I have posted! Was in a Grrrrr mood! Sort of out of it now (almost!) :)

[whiskeysheri]

... this is so funny!