Captions Please.

[anotheoldgit]

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"Don't tell me they are all singing from the same Hymn sheet"?

[Psybbo]

We've got it made

[Nibble]

"Was that you?"

"Nooo......................."

"Nooo......................."


"Did you here the one about an Englishman, an Irishman, and an .......?"

[Bazile]

Maria , who ?

[Prudie]

We three Kings of Orient are, one in a taxi, two in a car...guffaw

[sandyRoe]

It says here that ordinary people don't get to buy a second home on expenses.

[Svejk]

'and that, lads, is the ukip manifesto'

[aelmpvw]

party leaders have night off at nigel farage one man show

[wolf63]

Meanwhile back in Downing Street Larry and Freya ar running the country.

[Zeuhl]

Ed: there you are Dave, the apology I wrote for Maria was so successful I've written a whole bunch of them for you

[anotheoldgit]

Will you be replacing Maria Miller with another woman cabinet member David?

[douglas9401]

Here Dave, they've a new collective noun for politicians, 'a sanctimony'

[douglas9401]

Your cabinet lacks culture these days.

[Bazile]

ed : did you like that one lads ?

I've got plenty more .
Did you hear then one about the culture secretary , the director of communications ........

[anotheoldgit]

"Did you see Major chatting up that woman"?

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[Lie-in King]

"When dealing with the EU, you cup them like this & get them to cough"

[Gromit]

[ Charity Night at the Magic Circle and the moment that the sawing Nigel Farage in half trick went tragically wrong. ]

[anneasquith]

dave saying..................nigel farage.

[Brenden]

We three are all alone Ramsbottom and Enoch and me..

[Graham-W]

Tell me if you've heard it.
A Pole, a Latvian and an Estonian walk into a Jobcentre..............