Joke

[Ian b]

There was once a brilliant guitarist in a band, he was considered the best. Trouble was, years later he could still only play the same stuff, up and coming guitarist would show him what they were doing, but he couldn't do it. Which just goes to show that you can't teach an old god new licks.

[Svejk]

where did you pluck that from?

[Ian b]

Ha Ha. Actually I made it up myself!