Venison...

[McMouse]

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.
Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is but will give them a clue and let them guess.
The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for the clue.
Well, he said, "It's what mummy calls me sometimes".
The little girl screams to her brother,
"Don't eat it, it's an @rsehole.."

[Canary42]

LOL

[maggiebee]

Double LOL

[cupid04]

Triple lol!

[Graham-W]

Commonly called a "Big Mac".

[jim360]

I think the parent's idea to keep the kind of meat secret was a missed steak.

[maggiebee]

VG Jim :)

[marval]

lol

[Svejk]

did they re-veal the truth?

[Baldric]

The guy must have been a bit of a wimp not to tell them, you know,
a bit Mamby-Bambi.