Decisions Decisions

[excelsior-1]

The Met Office has issued a 'yellow heat warning' - so people are asking me

"Should I take my shirt off to keep cool"

I have produced a simple checklist to decide whether your shirt is discardable :

1. Am I male and over 15 stones? Keep Shirt On

2. Am I female and over size 20? Keep Shirt On

3. Am I Irish? Keep Shirt On

4. Am I ginger? Keep Shirt On

5. Am I Irish and Ginger? Keep Shirt On and add another jumper to make sure

6. Am I Kylie Minogue? Remove shirt whenever possible

7. Am I Daniel Craig or Colin Firth? Remove shirt whenever possible


I hope this helps - and in this weather you should also remember :::

"A visible thong is an invitation to a cheese wiring"

[pixie373]

Lol. I'm not sure which applies to me! (although I'm not male or over 15 stone)

[pixie373]

Neither am i kylie minogue....