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Bad Parrot
An English professor complained to the pet shop proprietor.
"The parrot I purchased uses improper language."
"I'm surprised," said the owner. "I've never taught that bird to swear."
"Oh, it isn't that," explained the professor.
"But yesterday I heard him split an infinitive."
"The parrot I purchased uses improper language."
"I'm surprised," said the owner. "I've never taught that bird to swear."
"Oh, it isn't that," explained the professor.
"But yesterday I heard him split an infinitive."
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