Stop That

[marval]

A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant one night.

Waiting for her date as she was, she wanted to make sure everything was perfect.

As she bends down in her chair to get the mirror from her handbag, she accidentally farts quite loudly just as the waiter walks up.

Sitting up straight now, embarrassed and red faced, knowing everyone in the place heard her, she turns to the waiter and demands “Stop that.”

The waiter looks at her and says, “Sure lady, which way was it headed.

[cupid04]

It weren't me, lol!

[Baldric]

Blame the Dog, I always do !

[cupid04]

Do they allow them in restaurants?

[heathfield]

They do in Korean restaurants!

[Baldric]

Did walk into a Restaurant in Minnis Bay one night, were shown to our table, sat down then noticed the two Mature Ladies at the next table had a large dog sitting between them, had it's own chair and plate, we left quite quickly.

[1ozzy]

Which way was it heading?

Out the back door.

Probably trying to "skip the bill".