Tony And Bernie

[marval]

Tony and Bernie are headed home after a big night on the town.

Suddenly Tony accidentally hits a buck goat.

Bernie being the animal lover he is jumps out of the car and gives the goat artificial respiration and revives him.

Bernie says to Tony "He's going to be fine, but it's cold so we'll have to put him in the car to keep him warm."

Tony yells "What about the terrible stinking smell in my car?"

Bernie says "That's OK we'll hold the goat's nose!"

[tonyav]

sob.

[Peaspeculiars]

hug

[pixie373]

Give your goat a cuddle, hon. Cheer yourself up xx

[marval]

Tell bernie he has to clean your car tony.

[tonyav]

Will do, pixie. aw a lovely hug from peas.

[tonyav]

marval
Question Author
Tell bernie he has to clean your car tony.


I did, marval. He handed me an Orange bucket and a sponge and said he was late for tea !.