Disorder In Court

[Khandro]

Q, Are you sexually active?
> A. No, I just lie there.
>
> Q. What is your date of birth?
> A. July fifteenth.
> Q. What year?
> A. Every year
>
> Q. What gear were you in at the moment if impact?
> A. Gucci sweats and Reeboks.


There's lots more I'm afraid.
>

[Khandro]

> Q. All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
> A. Oral.
>
> Q. Do you recall the time you examined the body?
> A. The autopsy started around 8.30pm.
> Q. And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
> A. No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
>
> Q. Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
>



Nochmal? :0)

[anneasquith]

tittering, !! :)

[mrs.chappie]

Lol, lol and thrice lol. :o)

[Khandro]

I saved, I think, the best for the last;

> Q. Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
> A. No.
> Q. Did you check for breathing?
> A. No.
> Q. Did you check for blood pressure?
> A. No.
> Q. So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the
> autopsy?
> A. No.
> Q. How can you be so sure, Doctor?
> A. Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
> Q. But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
> A. Yes, it is possible that he could still have been alive and practising
> law somewhere.


:0)

[scorpiojo]

LOL