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Is That Your Monkey
A man walks into a bar and says to the Barman ' give us a pint,- and a half for my friend here'
The barman looks over the bar and sees a monkey on the other side .
'That's a Monkey' , says the barman .
' I know says the man '
' Where did you find him '? says the barman
'I found him wandering around the street this morning ' says the man
'Why don't you take him to the zoo ' ? , says the Barman
'I did this morning' says the man ' and I'm taking him to the pictures tonight
The barman looks over the bar and sees a monkey on the other side .
'That's a Monkey' , says the barman .
' I know says the man '
' Where did you find him '? says the barman
'I found him wandering around the street this morning ' says the man
'Why don't you take him to the zoo ' ? , says the Barman
'I did this morning' says the man ' and I'm taking him to the pictures tonight
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That is my Dad's favourite joke except when he tells it the monkey is a lobster and the barman says "Why don't you take him home for tea" and the response is "He's had his tea now we are on our way to the pictures". Dad tells it so often we have told him we will work it in as part of his funeral service! :-)
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