Tesco - Substitutions

[sunny-dave]

"You can't always get what you want ... "

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[Zacs-Master]

Come on drowned.

[gness]

Hey!!! Best answer to Bernie!!!...☺

[Sipowicz]

8 Legged race?

[flump1]

@ Tilly, how much do they cost ? An arm and seven legs ??

[Fusion5]

Lol lol.

[Psybbo]

Dave, you shop in Tesco???

[Tilly2]

.......and buy cake?

[sunny-dave]

My manservant has been thrashed for this solecism - I usually get my "octopus stuffed with unicorn horn" ready meals from Waitrose ...

[Tilly2]

Answer to gness, Connect Four (times two) ?

[gness]

Nope....Bernie got it.....

How many octopuses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

[Zacs-Master]

Twice as many as it takes to eat a walnut cake.

[sunny-dave]

one eighth?

[gness]

Best answer, Dave.....x