This Is What....

[gness]

...a strict Catholic upbringing does to a person.....

I'm gardening and a police helicopter is circling above me....

My first thought was......Oh heck, now what have I done ...... ☻

[gness]

So true, Anne....... :-(

[Psybbo]

It's my fault

[Baldric]

Quilt ridden?

[boxtops]

I wouldn't have a clue of the religions of my neighbours, gness - how do you know?!

[gness]

Okay, Psyb....we'll share the blame......♣

Gosh...Anne must have seen the huge quilt I'm working on.....quilt hidden is what I am most evenings.....

Boxy...we're a small close.....and you kind of natter about things when we get together....they do it over the fences too....I'm too short...x

[aelmpvw]

the police in the helicopter are the only one's that can see me mowing the lawn in the nude, am i breaking the law?

[aelmpvw]

^ ^ ^ unless they're the apostrophe police ...

[gness]

I think you'll be okay, Ael....unless Obiter catches you......the chap who told me about sitting naked on the earth to test the temperature for planting was a policeman so it must be true and okay....he lived next door....☺

[shoota]

Nude mowing is lawful providing it does not cause offence.

[Psybbo]

a fence

[aelmpvw]

anyone from 'elf and safety' reading this will probably need resuscitating

[gness]

Nice one, Psybb....☺☺☺

I would never cause afence to a policeman.... ;-)

[murraymints]

five Hail Marys..three Our Fathers ..two Glory BES...Go in peace to love and serve the Lord............

[gness]

Ael...when we had an OTSTED at school....I failed the 'elf and safety bit.....☻

[gness]

No Apostle's Creed, Minty?....Thank the lord...that was so long....x

[murraymints]

Don`t think I ever had anything else Gness...even when I was short of sins and made a few up !!

[gness]

I used to make them up too, Minty...then had to go to the back of the queue to do it again for lying to the priest first time.....Saturday mornings could go on a long time for me..... :-(

[anneasquith]

I said quilt ridden.....................geez oh .