Don't Look

[marval]

A young woman was preparing for her wedding.

She asked her mother to go out and buy a nice long black negligee and carefully place it in her suitcase so it would not wrinkle.

Well, her mum forgot until the last minute. She dashed out and could only find a short pink nightie. She bought it and threw it into the suitcase.

After the wedding, the bride and groom entered their hotel room.

The groom was a little self- conscious, so he asked his new bride to change in the bathroom and promise not to peek while he got ready for bed.

While she was in the bathroom, the bride opened her suitcase and saw the
negligee her mother had thrown in there.

"Oh no! It’s short, pink, and wrinkled!" She exclaimed.

Then her groom cried out, "I told you not to peek!"

[Psybbo]

Oops LOL

[Peaspeculiars]

That made me smile, nice one Marval :-)

[tonyav]

Had he been drinking though ;-)

[shoota]

Are you saying she would rather have had a long, black and smooth one?

[tonyav]

A bottle of Black Tower, shoota ?.

[Psybbo]

That's how it all began, Tony

[tonyav]

LOL, isn't it always Psybbo ;-)

[shoota]

She could always put a cork in it.

[Psybbo]

Don't like corked wine

[tonyav]

But not back in the ice bucket, shoota.

[cupid04]

Lol!

[zebo]

I can recall being told that when I was about 10 and not understanding it, along with something about a travelling salesman and brushes!