Halloween Jokes

[ABAuntie]

Morning all,

With All Hallow's Eve fast approaching we would love to hear some of your cheesiest scary jokes, cleanish please :-)

Along the lines of:

Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A. A sand-witch.

Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
A: Hope it’s Halloween!!

Two monsters went to a party. Suddenly one said to the other, “A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?”
“Be a gentleman and roll them back to her."

Please add them here so we can have a Halloween hoot!!!

[ABAuntie]

Thanks for your answers guys, love them. Siroracle and Peas got my eye on you two ;-)

how about this one?

What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo!

Keep 'em coming

auntie xxx

[marval]

When do ghouls and goblins cook their victims?
On Fry Day

Which building does Dracula visit in New York?
The Vampire State Building.

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centres.

[ABAuntie]

marvel you are a marvel :-)

auntie xxx

[scorpiojo]

What is a ghost's favourite game?
Hide and shriek

Where do ghosts swim
In the Dead Sea

[jno]

ghost goes to a party, the host says "You're late!"

[scorpiojo]

Why do demons and ghosts hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend

[AlwaysConfused]

q) Why can't Witches have babies?
a) Because their husbands have crystal balls!

[Clanad]

Two 'old maids' living together... one says "Well, tonight's Halloween... let's be frank with one another... I don't believe in ghosts, do you?" Second old maid says... "forget the ghosts, you be Frank first!"

[marval]

Thank you Auntie.

Why do witches use brooms?
Because vacuum cleaners are far too heavy

What did the mummy say to the detective?
Let’s wrap this case up.

What does a panda ghost eat?
Bam-BOO!

[Chipchopper]

Q. What does a spider do when it gets angry ?.
A. It go's up the wall.

[marval]

How do you make a witch itch?
Take away her w

What do you call a vampire that’s always feeling peckish?
Snackula

Why couldn’t the ghost see its mum and dad?
Because they were trans-parents.