Blond On Blond
A blond girl was pulled over by a cop, who was also blond, for speeding in her red convertible in a built up area of town.
The cop informed her of exceeding the speed limit and asked to see her drivers licence.
The blond frantically searched her bag for several minutes, trying to find it among the makeup etc, whats it look like, she pleaded.
Well its kinda square with your face on it, replies the cop.
Just at this point the driver pulls out a mirror and says, is this it ?.
The cop takes a look at and says yes thats it, you can go now, I didn't realize you were a cop.