Topiary

[Hymie]

Displeased with the head-gardener, the lady of the manor called him into the study to point out the error in his work.

Looking out at the expanse of the estate and the grand ornate gardens fronting the mansion; she pointed to his work of topiary – saying ‘When I said I wanted a cock as the garden centre piece, I meant a cockerel’.

[frugalfred]

It's a phallusy.

[DTCwordfan]

What a balls-up

[Chipchopper]

You can always pick out the Head Gardener,.........he's the one with the grass stains on his knees.

[marval]

lol

[Psybbo]

And when I want a cock in the bedroom...........................

[tonyav]

Well get yer topiary sorted, Psybbo ;-)