Two oversize women with over size fingernails, and appetites to match would make good television.
Sandy and Sandra really get my goat, and I have switched OFF Gogglebox.
Can't be any worse than the 90 seconds of utter drivel I had to suffer the other night on BBC3 when I caught the very end of that 'programme' Life Is Toff.
Which genius commissioned that total waste of licence payers money?
They annoy me with their constant shouting and inability to string a sentence together.
The Tapper mother gets my goat as well with her over reaction screeching, and the dad and daughter shouldn't be eating takeaways every week considering they are already obese.