Short !.

[tonyav]

Apparently being a short *** has advantages.
http://www.msn.com/en-gb/video/animals/9-things-short-girls-never-tell-you/vi-BBgfXD7?refvid=BBggMyt

[gness]

Tony....couldn't get this to play for me.....maybe I'm too short....☺

[2sp_]

I prefer the term "small". I may be 5'3" but I'm not short of anything.

:-D

[2sp_]

(One of the best advantages of being small is that leg room on airplanes really isn't an issue.)

[janbee]

I'm only 5'2" and I hate it. I'd love to be taller. I don't mean Miranda Hart tall, just maybe 5'4" or 5'5".

[Dizmo]

janbee: Imagine what Miranda Hart would look like if she was shorter though, her bazookas would just look ridiculous!

[janbee]

diz, ... and they don't already?

[ummmm]

My dads sisters (5) are all under 5ft. Big bums and massive boobs. Luckily I take after my mum :-)

[Dizmo]

janbee: I certainly wouldn't say no to Miranda Hart ;) put her alongside Sarah Millican and I'd have a headache within seconds.

[campbellking]

Yes, being 'short' (5'4 and a half inches) means slight advantage in leg room on planes.
It also means staring into sweaty men's armpits on crowded tube trains going to the football.
It did mean I got to ask a variety of taller men to get things off shelves for me when shopping on Monday (who were all very nice and helpful).