Cold 2

[Slapshot]

Baby Polar bear says to his mum "Mum! am I really a polar bear?"

Of course you are baby bear, youve got a big fury white coat and big white paws

a minute goes past and baby bear says again "Mum! am I really a polar bear?"

Of course you are baby bear, you love eating seals and fish dont you

another minute goes past and baby bear again says "Mum! am I really a polar bear?"

Mum says of course you are baby bear, you live in the Antartic,got a fury white coat,big white paws,love eating fish and seals, why do you keep asking?

Baby polar bear says " Because I'm ****ing freezing"

[frugalfred]

Bi-polar, more like.

[Tilly2]

He's right. He is not a polar bear. There are no polar bears in the Antarctic!