An Arab & A Jew
A rich Arab walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a
guy close by wearing a Jewish cap, a prayer shawl and traditional locks of
hair.
He doesn't have to be that bright to know the guy is Jewish.
So he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everybody can hear "Drinks
for everyone in here, but not for the Jew over there."
Soon after the drinks are handed out, the Jew gives a big smile, waves at
him then says "Thank you!" in an equally loud voice.
This infuriates the Arab. He once again loudly orders drinks for everyone
except the Jew.
As before, this does not seem to bother the Jewish guy He who continues to
smile and again yells "Thank you !"
The Arab asks the bartender "What the hell is the matter with that Jew ?
I've ordered two rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and all
he does is smile and thanks me.
Is he nuts?"
"Nope" replies the bartender, "he owns the place"