My Next Door Neighbour

[paulllambert]

overdosed on Viagra. His wife is taking it very hard.

[excelsior-1]

LOL she might need a stiff drink

[janbee]

There was the man who got his meds mixed up. He was taking laxatives and Viagra. He didn't know if he was coming or going !

[1ozzy]

Bet he doesn't roll out of bed though.

[Chipchopper]

I knew someone who overdosed on viagra, it was a fortnight before they could get the coffin lid nailed down.

[Fanriffic]

If you don't swallow Viagra quickly enough you get a stiff neck. :p

[AlwaysConfused]

Did you hear about the new Viagra eye-drops? Apparently they make you look hard.

[marval]

Since the release of Viagra, exotic dancers now claim that they are receiving a lot more standing ovations.

[DTCwordfan]

A man goes into the chemist and asks for some viagra.

’Have you got a prescription,’ the chemist asks him.

’No, but will a picture of my wife do?’ the man says.

[marval]

Scientists have developed a new pill that will now help impotent men who are also hay fever sufferers.

By combining Allegra to take care of the allergies, and Viagra for the impotency, it gives you an erection not to be sneezed at!

[DTCwordfan]

Viagra from Pfizer's quite a pill,
Not Sqad recommended for those who feel ill.
It makes limper wienies
Look like large zucchinis.
And AB ladies say "Please, gissus a refill!"

If getting a ***'s a chore,
Let Pfizer, Inc. help you to score.
To prime the ol' pump
Costs 10 quid a marvel of a hump.
AB Ladies' orgasmic joy duly assured

[marval]

Good one DTC

A Viagara Chapstick, One way to keep a "stiff upper lip

[EDDIE51]

Did he pole vault out of the bedroom?

[DTCwordfan]

Half a viagra a day is good for getting one's penis to clear the edge of your trousers so you don't *** on the edge of the zip material or over your shoes.

[DTCwordfan]

pish....

[cupid04]

lol!

[Slapshot]

Apparently its to be known by its technical name from now on.... Mycoxaflopin