Sensory Perception

[excelsior-1]

A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of flavoured sweets and said, "Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these."

The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher gave them honey-flavoured sweets, all of the kids were stumped.

"I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "It's somethin your mummy and daddy probably call each other all the time."
Instantly, one of the kids coughed his onto the floor and shouted, "Spit 'em out, they're assholes!"

[maggiebee]

Ha ha, excellent!

[marval]

lol

[janbee]

:-)