Out On The Town....

[Chipchopper]

Dick and Tom were good buddies enjoying a few beers in a local bar.
Tom, as usual had trouble holding his booze and threw up down his shirt front.
A'hh no said Tom "my wife's gonna kill me when I get home, she made me promise that I wouldn't drink to much tonight".
Don't worry, Dick said, just put a 20 dollar bill in your top pocket and say some guy threw up on you in the bar and apologized for it and gave you the 20 bucks to cover the cleaning costs, works every time!
"Good idea" Tom said and they both continued drinking and got very drunk!

Tom staggered home, much the worse for wear and when his wife saw him she was livid to say the least. "Look at you she said, stinking drunk again" Its ok honey Tom Says "This guy in the bar threw up over me and gave me $2o to pay for the cleaning, look see ?".
His wife looked and said, "well I guess thats ok but whats this other $20 for ?"
O'h yeah, Tom says "that's from the other guy who crapped in my pants"

[Gavmacp]

Don't usually laugh out loud at jokes but that did make me giggle! Thanks.

[janbee]

:-)

[beejay1124]

good one