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The Biker
A drover from a huge cattle station in the outback appeared before St.
Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the drover offered.
"Once, on a trip to the back blocks of Broken Hill out in New South
Wales, I came across a gang of bikers who were threatening a young
sheila. I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I
approached the largest and most heavily tattooed bikie and smacked him
in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw
it on the ground.
I yelled, "Now, back off,or I'll kick the *** out of the lot of ya"
St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
"A couple of minutes ago."
Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the drover offered.
"Once, on a trip to the back blocks of Broken Hill out in New South
Wales, I came across a gang of bikers who were threatening a young
sheila. I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I
approached the largest and most heavily tattooed bikie and smacked him
in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw
it on the ground.
I yelled, "Now, back off,or I'll kick the *** out of the lot of ya"
St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
"A couple of minutes ago."
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