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D I Y Mammogram...
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...or The Bird Box Blues....take your pick for this week's little mishap....
Aldi had for sale put together yourself cheepie...;-)...bird boxes....
Ooo...I thought....I'll buy one and bling it up...so I did....Had it had two sides a back, front and lid it would have been fine...mine didn't....so it didn't clip together properly...
Never mind...thought I....a but of pressure and a couple more screws should do it.......
So....clutching it tightly to my chest I forced the last screw into place in an attempt to draw the thing together....
I succeeded!
Unfortunately a portion of my left boob was caught in the two sections that came together.....tightly.....
Did I swear!....I'm not a sweary person....I surprised myself with my sudden knowledge of every swear word in the English and Irish language.....
The bruise has now developed....just below my cleavage it looks as if I have had the letter....L....tattooed where I never wanted a tattoo.....
But if anyone eligible male called...Len....Leo....Lance....fancies an aging red head...okay, Shoota...grey... with his initial tattooed on her boob.... ;-)
I shall leave you to decide what sort of bird the box is designed for......x
Aldi had for sale put together yourself cheepie...;-)...bird boxes....
Ooo...I thought....I'll buy one and bling it up...so I did....Had it had two sides a back, front and lid it would have been fine...mine didn't....so it didn't clip together properly...
Never mind...thought I....a but of pressure and a couple more screws should do it.......
So....clutching it tightly to my chest I forced the last screw into place in an attempt to draw the thing together....
I succeeded!
Unfortunately a portion of my left boob was caught in the two sections that came together.....tightly.....
Did I swear!....I'm not a sweary person....I surprised myself with my sudden knowledge of every swear word in the English and Irish language.....
The bruise has now developed....just below my cleavage it looks as if I have had the letter....L....tattooed where I never wanted a tattoo.....
But if anyone eligible male called...Len....Leo....Lance....fancies an aging red head...okay, Shoota...grey... with his initial tattooed on her boob.... ;-)
I shall leave you to decide what sort of bird the box is designed for......x