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The Wonder Of Porridge
The wonders of Porridge
A tough old sheep farmer from Scotland gave some good advice to his granddaughter. He told her that the secret to a long life was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder onto her porridge every morning. The granddaughter followed this dictum religiously until her death at the venerable age of 103.
She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great grandchildren, 25 great great grandchildren
AND
a forty foot hole where the crematorium used to be.!!
A tough old sheep farmer from Scotland gave some good advice to his granddaughter. He told her that the secret to a long life was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder onto her porridge every morning. The granddaughter followed this dictum religiously until her death at the venerable age of 103.
She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great grandchildren, 25 great great grandchildren
AND
a forty foot hole where the crematorium used to be.!!
Answers
Oats: A crop which in England feeds the horses and in Scotland feeds the people. (Dr Samuel Johnson)
23:35 Mon 16th Mar 2015