How Many A B Members Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

[sunny-dave]

One to post a question about why it's all gone black.

One to report the question as inappropriately racist.

One to post a sarky comment about "why not use google - do you think we've got all day to answer your questions?"

One to insist on full details of light fitting, voltage, operating system, inside leg measurement ....

One to ask if Tony is around?

One to say "he's at work"

One to moan at clique taking over simple request for information.

One to point out that question is in CB, so anything goes.

One to post amusing picture of penguins changing a lightbulb

One to report this as demeaning to animals

One to explore limits of swearywordfilter by posting OMG For Funks Sake ROFL IMHO

and ...

Buenchico to post full details of train times from Smolensk to Vladivostok ...

[DTCwordfan]

Gerrnight Granma.

[tonyav]

G'night Mary Ellen.

[DTCwordfan]

I thought you had your leg over her already, tony.....

[tonyav]

Not just yet, DT.

[Slapshot]

oh oh oh.... and One to ask us to do change the lightbulb using a a three word phrase

[DTCwordfan]

2nd floor, bedroom 3, fourth down on the left. And no, this is not the Hilton.

[BRIGHT SPARK]

...actually s-d....you put lamps in light fittings and bulbs in the garden!!