Wrong Word

[weecalf]

I'm sure every one has including my self put or just by accident said the wrong word .I was speaking to a lady yesterday she was saying that a friends wife had to have a quite major operation .Thankfully it will be okay and the person will make a good recovery .She said they had to keep her in a seduced coma for a few days .No harm no correction but I'm sure the good people of answer bank have said or heard similar accidental inclusions of not the proper word .

[Jackdaw33]

Faucet is not English, it's French. You've been hanging around Quebec too long.

[novalis]

A true story. I know an English guy who had his face slapped in New York when he asked a colleague's secretary if she had a rubber.

[stuey]

Novalis, and we wont mention fags will we:)

[paddywak]

One typical Friday while we were sat in the pub solving all the worlds problems as you do over a few pints one of the guys was quite insistent that a major cause of global warming was all the orgasms people were putting into the sea.

[Peter Pedant]

when I went to a museum the tkt seller said:
I like your suspenders !
and I said to the hispanic gopher: how does she know I am wearing suspenders ?

and he didnt laugh at all ....

[TWR]

Very often, as a few on here will verify.

[peachybabe]

I used to shop for my grandparent years ago. Went over one week and asked what shopping they needed. With it being Summer, they wanted salad bits, including (from my Nan) an "orgasmic" cucumber!

[chokkie]

I used to know someone (she was horrible and I am glad that I don't know her any more) who used to refer to the dustbin men as the "refuge collectors". Always used to make me smile ....

[ladyalex]

Some people I knew used to watch the ominous edition of Eastenders.....though how thy could choose which episode to watch used to puzzle me.....very few are not ominous.....

[The Builder]

I may have mentioned this before, but when the aged Grandmother was having her bungalow re-decorated, I asked her about the colour............

"Oh, quite simple; all mongolia."

[Gavmacp]

When asking for baklava I asked for balaclava.

[weecalf]

Remember a comedian said once a lady went to the doctors in Northern Ireland she was having stomach pains .She told a neighbour the next day about being to see the doctor .he examined her and told her she had the sympathy of Ulster