ChatterBank1 min ago
Building Permit
My Building Permit
Some have asked what I've been doing in retirement.
Well, I applied for a building permit for a new house.
It's going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide, with 12 gun turrets
at various heights, and windows all over the place and a loud
outside entertainment sound system. It would have parking
for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim.
The City Council told me; "Forget it...AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!"
So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a 'Mosque'.
Work starts on Monday.
I love this country. It's the government that scares me.
Some have asked what I've been doing in retirement.
Well, I applied for a building permit for a new house.
It's going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide, with 12 gun turrets
at various heights, and windows all over the place and a loud
outside entertainment sound system. It would have parking
for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim.
The City Council told me; "Forget it...AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!"
So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a 'Mosque'.
Work starts on Monday.
I love this country. It's the government that scares me.
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