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A Bouquet And A Brickbat.........
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Driving through my one street town to an appointment I had remembered today I saw a very elderly gentleman....unsteady on his legs.
He was using a wheeled walker on which hung a large plastic bag. He was using a walking stick to gather up litter which he deposited in the plastic bag.
You sweetie....I thought....next time I see you I'll give you a hug and help you ......
About a hundred yards further along I saw a not so elderly gentleman....no, scrap the gentleman bit.....
He unwrapped a packet of cigarettes, threw the rubbish on the path and then spat...a horrid huge spit onto the pavement.
If I had the time I would have stopped and introduced him to the old man picking up the litter of others like him.
Instead I widow cursed him....he won't win the lottery tonight.....☻
He was using a wheeled walker on which hung a large plastic bag. He was using a walking stick to gather up litter which he deposited in the plastic bag.
You sweetie....I thought....next time I see you I'll give you a hug and help you ......
About a hundred yards further along I saw a not so elderly gentleman....no, scrap the gentleman bit.....
He unwrapped a packet of cigarettes, threw the rubbish on the path and then spat...a horrid huge spit onto the pavement.
If I had the time I would have stopped and introduced him to the old man picking up the litter of others like him.
Instead I widow cursed him....he won't win the lottery tonight.....☻
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.I was at the theatre last night when MrsO's knee locked otherwise I would have popped up and unlocked it for her....oh the missed opportunities..... :-(
That's where I've been tonight too....fantastic evening....best performance ever by Kettering Ops I think......
I love selling programmes and raffle tickets...the craic is great. I even manage to banter when the conversation with a man.....I sell lots to men... goes....
How much are the raffle tickets?
£1 a strip.....
Go on then...here's a pound....get 'em off.......
Every flippin' time.....☺
Lots of young people in for tonight's show......and they dress with such panache for an evening at the theatre.......oh to be young again.....♥
Shoot'a been offering his services then?.....Knew he wasn't ill......x
That's where I've been tonight too....fantastic evening....best performance ever by Kettering Ops I think......
I love selling programmes and raffle tickets...the craic is great. I even manage to banter when the conversation with a man.....I sell lots to men... goes....
How much are the raffle tickets?
£1 a strip.....
Go on then...here's a pound....get 'em off.......
Every flippin' time.....☺
Lots of young people in for tonight's show......and they dress with such panache for an evening at the theatre.......oh to be young again.....♥
Shoot'a been offering his services then?.....Knew he wasn't ill......x