The Mission

[DTCwordfan]

Should I have put this letter in R&S?


The Reverend E.l.Jones
The Mission
The Sanctuary,
36 Derwent Street
Portsmouth
PO 13 5SS


Dear….. fill in name[i

Perhaps you have heard of me and my cause in the name of Temperance. If not, every year I tour the United Kingdom lecturing on the evils of the dreaded poison, drink, the stuff of Satan that it is.

I would be accompanied by Clive Williams on these tours, Clive an old friend and colleague and an appalling example of what drink can do to a person in destroying his moral fibre and the very soul of his heart.

Clive would sit on stage whilst I gave my lecture, sweating profusely, passing wind, picking bits of his body and farting excessively, all a result of drinking far too much throughout his life. He would swear in damnation and make rude gestures at the women, a veritable pathetic example of what ethanol can do to a man, taking him far beneath even the gutter.

This last autumn, Clive unfortunately died and has passed onto hopefully a better life.

A mutual friend has given me your name and I am hoping that you can replace Clive on my 2015 and 16 tour beginning in [i] fill in place such as Windsor - tambo-land] in October.

Yours faithfully

The Reverend E.L.Jones

[Canary42]

As you've discovered, the Ab italics facility only works if used ONCE, and ONCE only. (It's a bit flaky in other ways too).

[venator]

Ok, I'll come along

[retrocop]

//Should I have put this letter in R&S? //
Certainly not the Joke section.!!

[ukbod2015]

Drink Fek Girls

[DTCwordfan]

It's asinine comments like that, retro, that has driven many people from using AB. One of these days the Ed will work out why so many folk are on the way out.