Bear Aware...

[Chipchopper]

Two guys Steve and Dan are walking down a densely wooded trail in a remote part of Alaska, when Dan notices a large grizzly bear heading up the trail towards them.

Dan - "Hey Steve, We got a grizzly coming at twelve o clock!"

Steve starts rummaging through his back pack.

Dan - " You got some pepper spray, there Steve ?

Steve - "Nope, running shoes"

Dan - Dan " Are you crazy ? you can't out-run a bear!"

Steve - "Nope, but I can sure as hell can out-run you".

[ladybirder]

Now that made me giggle. Thank you.