That's me at the moment. I don't understand all this imposter business. I know Pixi has tried explaining. It's bad enough being an old git, but a confused old git, that's even worse. Help!
I'm considering damp-proofing my cellar by the tanking method. Has anyone ever done it? Is it messy? What about cost? Any help would be appreciated. Thanks.
Maybe this should be in Film and TV but did anyone see The Weakest Link tonight? Anne Robinson said: What is the only African country that has coastlines on the Mediterranean Sea and Atlantic Ocean?...
When I first went into a pub many, many moons ago, the hours were very restrictive. They opened 12 till 3 in the afternoon, and approx 5.30 till 10.30 at night, except on fri & sat, when they...
Well, that's it then. The more the govt ban smoking, the more indirect taxes we'll all have to pay to recover the lost revenue. If you want people to stop, YOU'RE gonna pay for it!
Is it true that the horse was unknown in the New World until the Spaniards arrived there with horses? Is it also true that the wheel had not been invented in the New World and was introduced by the...
Did anyone see the news from New Orleans about 3 officers beating up a 64 year man? They absolutely beat the s**t out of him and he was in a pool of blood because they say he was drunk, armed and...
Yes Peri, I left a note for you on Clearwater Beach. Look at blue & white sun brolly No11, on the underside! If you want to use those brollys and chairs, just pick an empty one and the guy will...
I've just received a mesage from McAfee which says: 'The trojan bikedeaf.exe was detected but cannot be cleaned, deleted or quarantined. We recommend that you restart your computer and use a Rescue...
Helloooooooooooooooooooooo! Hello hello hello hello helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I'm back and I survived Hurricane Wilma! Actually, it was a few hundred miles away but we came through one hell...
What's going on in New Orleans? The Mayor says he will have to get rid of half the workforce because there's no money to pay them. What!? Where's all the money from the donations? What about the $2...
Following on from last night, some of you seemed amazed that I didn't like Porridge or Open All Hours. The reason I didn't like them was the type of humour they contained. I didn't think they were...
What's up Ed.? Why do posts that I'm involved in always get removed? Does someone keep complaining about me? Another one has been taken out; from Sunday night that was posted by honytonk, where he...
Seeing the posts below from Rubyrose reminded of those Magic Eye pictures from about 20 years ago. Remember them? You had to sort of squint to pick up the 3-D effect. Were you able to do it? I had no...
Aren't Lineker and co. a load of tw4ts? Absolutely useless. All they do is laugh at each others' so-called jokes and say things that are totally obvious. Money for old rope! I suppose it beats working...