Any police officers in here? Are the TV police shows anything like reality? In one episode of Dalziel & Pascoe, the investigation team had large 8 x 10 photographs of all the suspects, stuck on...
Ed, why has my post, entitled 'Eye 2 Eye Contact' been removed? It was only a joke that no-one objected to, as far as I know. I didn't see any objections anyway. So come on Ed. Who's the misery guts?...
I have an oil painting which John Palmer painted for me. Would I be able to have prints made from it, or would I need John Palmers' permission? The painting was a copy of a photograph that I took....
Has anyone seen Cilla Black on the Paul O'Grady Show tonight? What's wrong with her mouth? She looks like she's got a mouthful of gob-stoppers! Is she ill?
Phone rings. Hello, Fred Elliots' butchers, I say butchers. Neck end and rolled bone a speciality, I say speciality. How can I be of assistance, I say assistance? What are you doing with those...
Did anyone see The Observer on Sunday reporting on over 250 reported cases of abuse? It reminded me of a Channel 4 documentary a couple of years ago. It was showing young teenager players at the,...
Greetings Earthlings. I have just come. From the planet Viagra! My real name is Captain Stalker and I am standing to attention as I salute you. My journey was long and hard. It has made me very stiff....
I've had 2 phone calls this week from people trying to sell me crap I don't want. They do persist, but it seems to stop them in their tracks when I tell them I don't have any plastic. No storecards,...
I've just been for petrol at my local Tesco. I was the only one filling up. Only 2 cars came in whilst I was there. But whilst I was there the staff changed the price display and put it up...
Ok everyone. Ready! 'Land of hope and glory, mother of the free. How can can we extol thee, who are born of thee? Wider still and wider Shall thy bounds be set. God who made thee mighty Made thee...
