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Classroom Clangers

The teacher asks for a sentence including the words defence, detail and defeat. Little Johnny replies, if a horse jumps defence defeat are first, detail follows...
05:22 Sun 05th Dec 20211 answer, last by Patsy33 12:44 Sun 05th Dec 2021
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Very Soon,

, Mariah Carey will be defrosted and we will be able to purchase a new album of the same old Christmas songs. Am I right I am not wrong :-/...
06:10 Mon 01st Nov 202144 answers, last by pat2604 10:22 Mon 01st Nov 2021
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I've Had A Gut Full Of Windows

And their associated bull***.How do I go about changing my operating system...
04:08 Sun 24th Oct 202115 answers, last by 1ozzy 04:40 Mon 25th Oct 2021
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Who Would Have Thought

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-northern-ireland-58733754...
05:20 Tue 05th Oct 20219 answers, last by tiggerblue10 08:30 Tue 05th Oct 2021
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What Do You...

...call a person who makes songs about sewing machines? A Singer songwriter, or sew it seams...
23:19 Tue 23rd Mar 20213 answers, last by Ken4155 23:32 Tue 23rd Mar 2021
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I Recently Got In Touch..

..with my inner self. Last time I'll ever buy cheap toilet paper!...
05:59 Sun 06th Dec 20202 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:36 Sun 06th Dec 2020
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I Just..

..walked through a spiders web. It wasn't one of those spider webs that entangle you, it was a spider web that was really fine and just clung to you. After wiping it away from my face I wondered if...
06:15 Sat 05th Dec 202054 answers, last by Arksided 11:29 Sat 05th Dec 2020
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Why Is It...

...No questions appear here?
08:07 Sat 07th Nov 20207 answers, last by Mamyalynne 15:32 Mon 09th Nov 2020
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If Aliens Landed In America

https://9gag.com/gag/aj9vOwQ...
07:42 Sat 07th Nov 20203 answers, last by marval 14:54 Sat 07th Nov 2020
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Hello Early Birds..

.. It's been awhile since I've beaten Boaty to the podium. How is everyone?...
04:31 Fri 06th Nov 2020112 answers, last by emmie 08:12 Fri 06th Nov 2020
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I've Recently Been Reading About...

...NASA attempting to launch their first ever all female space exploration team. Excellent. Was my first reaction. But then I thought who's going to read the map?...
06:48 Fri 16th Oct 20206 answers, last by 1ozzy 07:08 Fri 16th Oct 2020
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If One Day You

woke up as the other gender, what would you do?
05:07 Wed 07th Oct 202049 answers, last by mallyh 09:53 Thu 08th Oct 2020
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I Hope....

..... nobody finds this post offensive.https://ibb.co/fCJYwNB...
04:12 Tue 07th Jul 202011 answers, last by Ellipsis 10:17 Tue 07th Jul 2020
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Adds A Whole New Meaning To..

..pulled pork. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8314315/Hundreds-pigs-milked-semen-Australia.html...
05:56 Thu 14th May 202022 answers, last by johnny.5 17:39 Thu 14th May 2020
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I'm Hoping That

I get infected Covid 19 Because then government may start paying me to do what I've always tried to do. Avoid idiots that panic buy while spreading diseases....
05:55 Tue 17th Mar 202011 answers, last by Theland 06:17 Tue 17th Mar 2020
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If A Lady...

..made a dramatic scene concerning a problem in her pelvic area would it be classed as ovary acting?...
06:16 Mon 17th Feb 20205 answers, last by marval 17:52 Mon 17th Feb 2020
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Canberra Times Cryptic

11d) Pianist ignoring the bass clef? (5-7)...
00:56 Thu 13th Feb 20203 answers, last by 1ozzy 01:14 Thu 13th Feb 2020
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A Song For Brexit

There are a few that come to my mind. Feel free to post your own. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8StG4fFWHqg...
07:12 Tue 10th Sep 201940 answers, last by lankeela 17:36 Tue 10th Sep 2019

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