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A Real Man...

... is a woman's best friend. He will never stand her up and never let her down. He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she...
02:22 Thu 19th Oct 20175 answers, last by marval 17:42 Thu 19th Oct 2017
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Any Suggestions...

...where my wallet may be hiding? It's black with moths living in it. It'll most probably be where I left it....
21:55 Sat 14th Oct 201781 answers, last by horselady 12:26 Sun 15th Oct 2017
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4 Bernie

Little Susie, a six-year-old, complained, "Mother, I've got a stomach ache." "That's because your stomach is empty," the mother replied. "You would feel better if you had something in it." That...
04:22 Wed 11th Oct 20172 answers, last by marval 17:26 Wed 11th Oct 2017
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I Tried...

...to board a plane with a dead wombat under each arm. The Stewardess informed me only one carrion was allowed....
20:54 Mon 02nd Oct 20174 answers, last by 1ozzy 06:27 Tue 03rd Oct 2017
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Good Morning Not So Early Birds

Guess our esteemed skipper is [i]sleeping on watch[i] ;-/...
04:42 Sat 09th Sep 2017113 answers, last by Eleena 08:41 Sat 09th Sep 2017
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Define:

An Aussie kiss... ...Same as a French one, delivered [i]down under[i]...
12:05 Fri 11th Aug 20177 answers, last by Tilly2 19:01 Fri 11th Aug 2017
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Who's Awake,

and lucid? ;-/...
02:35 Tue 25th Apr 2017180 answers, last by Eleena 12:46 Tue 25th Apr 2017
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When It Comes To Mops,

my preference is a string mop and a squeezy roller bucket. What do you prefer to use cleaning hard floor areas? And why?...
03:48 Wed 08th Mar 201727 answers, last by waterboatman 05:45 Thu 09th Mar 2017
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G'day Mr Ed.

Latest posts still hasn't learn't how to use a clock.
07:12 Wed 08th Feb 20175 answers, last by waterboatman 07:25 Wed 08th Feb 2017
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Pinterest

In the few years I've been loitering here I can't recall seeing a link posted by another Aber to pinterest. Most seem to use some other file hosting site. Is it worth having the pinterest screen pop...
03:36 Fri 03rd Feb 201725 answers, last by JuanitaDParks 07:25 Tue 26th Nov 2019
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Using Someone Else’S Phone With Intent To Deceive

Is it illegal to send messages from someone else’s phone without their knowledge, giving the receiver the impression that the messages have been written by the owner of the phone? [Posted on behalf...
22:39 Thu 02nd Feb 201736 answers, last by 1ozzy 23:55 Thu 02nd Feb 2017
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One Thing I Have Noticed..

..Mr Ed. Is that the timer in latest posts still doesn't work properly. As latest posts automatically updates it seems to count down each minute or so.. If I refresh my browser the latest post can go...
06:03 Tue 31st Jan 20179 answers, last by 1ozzy 07:21 Tue 31st Jan 2017
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Font Size

For Chrome users. If you wish to have a smaller or larger screen to look at go to the three lines top right of our browser, click, scroll down to "zoom", select the size you desire. This will only...
04:33 Tue 31st Jan 20173 answers, last by maggiebee 14:11 Tue 31st Jan 2017
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Some Times The...

...Previous thread and next thread make unusual reading together prev My Wife Leaking. next prev Been In Car Accident Night Night Song From Mamya♥ next Noticed any others?...
00:03 Sun 22nd Jan 2017
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Herald Cryptic Oz

10a) ...benefit accommodating everyone (7) No letters placed, a few other clues somehow relate to this one. So a prod in the right direction may get me back on track....
02:34 Fri 20th Jan 201718 answers, last by 1ozzy 05:33 Fri 20th Jan 2017
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I Thought...

...I'd ask a question in chatterbank. Then I realised... I don't have one. Do you?...
03:22 Wed 18th Jan 201725 answers, last by Eleena 12:59 Wed 18th Jan 2017
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Good Morning Early Birds..

..Get up, get out of bed. Drag a comb across your head. Make your way down stairs. And have a smoke. Well, forget the smoke bit....
04:59 Mon 16th Jan 201768 answers, last by Baldric 08:53 Mon 16th Jan 2017
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Herald Cryptic Oz

Short black mammal retreated on getting stir crazy (9)
03:12 Sat 14th Jan 20171 answer, last by 1ozzy 03:21 Sat 14th Jan 2017
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I Applied For A Job As A Salesman.....

.... Wasn't I disappointed when I discovered I wouldn't be cruising the Caribbean.
03:15 Thu 12th Jan 20175 answers, last by 1ozzy 23:28 Thu 12th Jan 2017

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