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sandyRoe

"i'm Not Mad", She Said To Me...

...when I suggested that she'd hidden her purse again and forgotten where it was, after she said she couldn't find it. She thinks too that I've given a key to a woman who comes in when we're out and...
00:50 Wed 22nd Oct 2014111 answers, last by starone 23:35 Thu 23rd Oct 2014
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Barsel

A Song For My Brother

Every year when it's by brothers birthday, I send him a link to the Hollies record 'He ain't heavy, he's my brother; and although he says he likes the record, I'd like to send him something different...
16:30 Tue 21st Oct 201439 answers, last by Bathsheba 01:51 Wed 22nd Oct 2014
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marval

Rude Johnny

Little Johnny has a problem. He swears too much. He swears like a sailor. Johnny's teacher is aware of this, so she is going to be extra careful not to let Johnny swear today. "Okay, class. We're...
17:30 Tue 21st Oct 20141 answer, last by 1ozzy 00:33 Wed 22nd Oct 2014
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BABETTE5

Lovatts Colossus

I am stuck on cashwords 234 down - apparent worth (4 & 5 letters). I have ?a?e and ?a?ue Also 19 down - indelicate slang 4 letters s??t...
23:34 Tue 21st Oct 20143 answers, last by BABETTE5 23:43 Tue 21st Oct 2014
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grasscarp

Scam Email Alert

Just received email "Dear Tesco customer You have received this message because of the recent shopping you did at Tesco stores . It's time to reward you . We have prepared a reward for you in exchange...
09:05 Tue 21st Oct 201410 answers, last by methyl 01:28 Fri 05th Dec 2014
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nailit

Ignoring Family Members....

Have you got any family members that you dont speak to? Why not? How do you deal with it at get togethers? How would you change it? WOULD you change it? Thanks....
19:11 Mon 20th Oct 201451 answers, last by lady-janine 11:30 Tue 21st Oct 2014
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pussyfoot

Whats Your Favorite Record/music Of All Time???

Hi whats everyone's all time favorite record or piece of music?
18:59 Sun 19th Oct 201430 answers, last by SpikeyBush 00:58 Sat 25th Oct 2014
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teiluj

Private Eye Crossword

15 down: Resting-place in which Clinton grabs too blasted hard? (4,4) I have b?o?, h?l?.
07:30 Tue 21st Oct 201418 answers, last by jno 17:11 Tue 21st Oct 2014
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Tuesday. It's raining, but the promised hell and damnation has not materialised. I'm happy with that! Lunch at the TA today. RAFA bi-monthly meeting. Always good fun with a great bunch of people....
04:25 Tue 21st Oct 2014264 answers, last by gness 08:49 Tue 21st Oct 2014
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Barsel

Hurricane Gonzalo Due To Hit Uk At Midnight

It's 12.45am and I can't even hear a breeze. Is it brewing up a storm where you live?
00:45 Tue 21st Oct 201445 answers, last by pusskin 13:16 Tue 21st Oct 2014
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san070160

Indian Jokes

Does anyone out there have any really good Indian Jokes?
17:09 Mon 20th Oct 201418 answers, last by marval 23:26 Tue 21st Oct 2014
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Caran

Grand Children's Sayings.

I collected the 8.5 year old twins from school today. They were very excited. "Nana we have been licensed" I asked what they meant. " we have been licensed to use a pen" I asked what that meant. They...
00:23 Tue 21st Oct 201421 answers, last by Mags22 01:41 Wed 22nd Oct 2014
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Sunday. A clear sky with a crescent moon and all the stars on parade in their best uniforms. Quite warm too. wonderful! Tiggy was in as usual, all bright eyed and spiky tailed...well, hedgehogs don't...
03:47 Sun 19th Oct 2014132 answers, last by waterboatman 08:24 Sun 19th Oct 2014
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Dizmo

Good Evening?

I never know how to do a good evening thread. The Good Morning sunshine ones are easy. I suppose it's because you Brits are all knackered and want to go to bed so you show very little interest....
23:25 Fri 17th Oct 201444 answers, last by waterboatman 05:06 Sat 18th Oct 2014
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marval

Dr. Sqad's Day

Dr. Sqad was brought up on charges at the medical board. He had, it seemed, uttered the vilest profanity to his nurse. He explained, "Let me tell you what happened. My alarm didn't go off, so I woke...
22:48 Fri 17th Oct 20144 answers, last by Jordyboy9 18:40 Sat 18th Oct 2014
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Jordyboy9

What I Do??

I have been unable to post on here for days asked ed why. got no reply. Didn't do anything wrong any ideas anyone?
07:37 Fri 17th Oct 201422 answers, last by Jordyboy9 12:44 Fri 17th Oct 2014
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Friday. An hour and a half ago there was not a cloud in the sky. Now it's horizon to horizon clouds. Tiggy was in for his supper at 2.30, looking a bit sleepy. It won't be long before he's tucked up...
03:59 Fri 17th Oct 2014218 answers, last by waterboatman 08:49 Fri 17th Oct 2014
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sunny-dave

Imponderable Question

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15:24 Thu 16th Oct 201415 answers, last by Jordyboy9 14:58 Fri 17th Oct 2014
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chalky2850

Dt 27623

3d Begin to go down after fish and chips (9) ??R???T?? 16d Sailor climbing up on ship missing the last rope of rigging (7) 17 Country chap is held up outside biblical city (7)...
02:08 Fri 17th Oct 20144 answers, last by chalky2850 02:12 Fri 17th Oct 2014
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janbee

Morning All

Hi folks xx morning
05:41 Thu 16th Oct 2014206 answers, last by waterboatman 08:20 Thu 16th Oct 2014

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