If you are, you should stop it because most will come back again. Take them a walk down the road for at least 20 metres and then dump them, that should do it according to this study....
Nigel Farage is no shrinking violet and has a forthright style but this chap takes the biscuit! http://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2014/may/15/what-did-christopher-pyne-call-bill-shorten Imagine...
A hillbilly gets married and on his wedding night he decides to call his father to get some tips on what to do, since he had never been with a woman before. So he calls up his dad and asks him, "What...
Some people gesticulate? I've noticed older people do it more while taking but what purpose does it serve? Also if someone is having a heated discussion the gesticulation tends to be more wild lol.
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN:...
every time i open my yahoo email account, an old email from months ago opens its the same one every single time any ideas why this email would be doing that? to my knowledge i havent 'saved' it or...
If someone uploads on a pornographic picture to imagebam.com, and gets the image(s) off a seprate website that says all girls are 18 or over, but the girl turns out to be under 18, can uploader to...
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get together. The priest begins: “When I...
...low dividing wall. The next door neighbour was doing a bit of gardening and he's come round and grubbed up the weeds. Would it be too much to ask him to come to the back garden to trim the hedges...
When I open Answerbank my PC is showing everything within a horrible green square, this change is spontaneous & as I have changed nothing on my desktop PC I am wondering what it is all about. I am...
Morning everyone. I am stuck with one in quick clues and four in cryptic. Quick 23a rested (6) -e-g-d Cryptic 1a Back up the others who couldn't come cleaner (6) p-r-s- 5d Very hard worker is under...
I don't know her like that. but we see each other a lot. I found her to be staring at me twice; once where I was sitting down, and another where she had her face prompt up in her hand just staring at...
Decided to have a clear out of kitchen cupboards and guess what was lurking in the dark recesses? Packet of noodles - best by date 2006; baking powder - best by date 2010, macaroni - best by date 2011...