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barry1010
Just seen an advert looking for a babysitter one evening a week for three hours.  Very specific requirements including DBS check. When my sisters were 14/15/16 they used to earn pocket money... ...
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ToraToraTora
Q: In 2022 the conger Ice shelf collapsed on what continent? A: Africa! PMSL!
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hopelessinit
New poems penned indeed for fliers down under. (7.       ??P ???S 
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barry1010
I'm playing a recording of a tawny owl from my window and a tawny owl is responding. Or could be my neighbour thinking he is talking with a tawny owl?
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Chipchopper
I was feeling bored, so a friend suggested I take up a new hobby, I decided to take up fencing, but my neighbour demanded I put it back  
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fender62
foreign national who has lived in ireland, maybe something to do with gaza? there not saying, this kind of event was inevitable sadly, we have seen it... ...
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derras
What are some of the ways that people have protected squirrels in conservation efforts?
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barry1010
On now, iti don't know anyone else we h's a repeat but still makes me laugh like a drain. I don't know anyone else who watches it.  Am I truly alone?  
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nailedit
in a detox unit after 6 months of trying. Going for it, wish me luck. If you dont then sod off because i couldnt care less about your lack of empathy towarwds your felow human beings. There was once... ...
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modeste
Co-discoverer of protactinium (4) H?H? I can only find Kajans & Göhring! TIA
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Chipchopper
As I was strolling along the promenade, I noticed a seagull with a crab claw lengthways in its beak. I thought to myself, toucan play at this game!
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ladybirder
Google Mail from taking over.    I have spent nearly an hour trying to stay on Safari but GMail keeps taking over.  How can I stop it please?  I am on an AppleMac and have always used Safari in... ...
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Patsy33
A man claiming he is Jesus is brought into a mental hospital... He is asked, "Why do you think you are Jesus?"
He replies, "God told me so!"
Immediately, the patient behind him stands up and shouts,... ...
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Buenchico
. . . have to love one's favourite discount supermarket in order to buy one of these
https://www.aldi.co.uk/green-aldimania-xmas-onesie/p/828175761081401
or one of these?...
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Buenchico
A smallish portion of haddock, nine chips, a small portion of pease pudding (described as "tasteless" by the reviewer), a small portion of curry sauce ("watery") and a small portion of tartare... ...
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joko
Every now & then i find, for no reason i can see, that ive been logged out of everything - facebook, ebay, amazon, emails etc etc etc - this site too - & i have to log into them all - all at the... ...
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ToraToraTora
https://news.sky.com/story/nepal-bans-tiktok-over-allegations-it-disrupts-social-harmony-13008020 ....well done Nepal. All this SM she ite is turning the saucepans into zombies. ...
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dave50
I do it quite a lot, is it normal?
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Arksided
Working on the site from morning 'till night
That's livin' alright
That's livin' alright Then a pint with the boys
In a bar full of noise
That's livin' alright
That's livin' alright Working all day
For a... ...
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abbeylee90
This guy from my voluntary work asked me to go to the pub with him and his mate I don't if it weird sitting with 2 old men or be awkward. I know this may seem strange asking this. 

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