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Why dont women fart??

Excuse me. Maybe i should rephrase that question? So here i go. Why dont women fart , until theyre married? Then they blow offf like trumpeters at a celebration p[arade and smelll worse than a dead...

devilspawn

What is the most embarrasing household problem?

My toilet when flushed was making an horrendous sound. Which stopped me from inviting guests into my house and having impromptu parties, so thus impinging on my social life.... My Daddy came and...

omelette

When was the last time

you were ill on drink. Seriously ill, as in toilet bowl hugging, crashed out on the floor, paralytic ill lol.

joggerjayne

who's coming ?

I'm going to bed now. Who's ... c u m m i n g ? =0)

Beanmistriss

Final instalment of "the cat"

Hiya all who are interested in the story of "the cat". We called her Edna. I took her to the vet last night for a check up and she is all ok. Today I got a phonecall from a lady who...

No,Knowledge

well it's all Greek to me.

Karalystės įstatymus Lietuvos piliečiai su lietuvi?ku vairuotojo pa?ymėjimu Did?iojoje Britanijoje lengvaisiais automobiliais ir motociklais gali va?inėti trejus metus nuo to...

ReallyLegend

Well im off to the airport ........

Can you guess who im going to collect ? You couldnt make it up.You reallly really couldnt . LMAO

daneswalk

nothing

ah well nothing on here tonight to make me want to join in just as well going to bed with my glass of grouse maybe tomorrow will bring something new

postage

making you feel like ****.

My boyfornd made me feel like ****. after sex he text me and said you felt different. not like same, you were more wider then normal( escuse the langague) I could'nt beleive what i just read since I...

No,Knowledge

M J.....i'm nearly in tears here

just watched the last few days of wacko and i'm almost in tears ..........

bigstew

electric cigarettes

anyone out there tried the new electric cigarettes? got to bin the fags and this seems like a good alternative???

LittleStar12

help! my mattress has just broken..

quite badly lol. if i flip it over do you think it will be ok or safe? or shall i just go and bear an uncomfortable night on the sofa?

The-knobster

Morning folks

I have just woken up from my winter hibernation (sorry but I overslept a bit). So whats been occurring on here then while I have been out. I see that my old name has been banned so I have had to make...

mrs.chappie

Gelda ....

Please does anyone know how Gelda is?

NoMercy

How many celebs can you think of

who have been married 3 times or more? J.Lo Elizabeth Taylor Astound me....

noway2

Can we have girlie talk.Ice/Pasta/pink.Are you here yet?

and dot.I like dot

Beanmistriss

an update on the cat for those who are intererested :o)

It's a girl!! I think... The cat is currently snuggled up on a blanket on my couch. Her sad eyes as she sat outside with her face squished up against the window got too much. She is out over night and...

Knows.F.Hall

ignore me.................

................i'm not here!

flipnflap

how would you complete the story?

a middle-aged man finds himself single and, while sorting old boxes, finds a precious memento of a French ex-girlfriend from many moons ago. He travels to France to see if he can discreetly find her...

yogi.bear

This site is so sloooo....oooo...wwwwwww part 2

See ya, Imho ( carried over from our chat earlier on this evening) Note to Ed, as you read all replys: Dear Ed You have known that this site has been acting up, according to what i've just read in...

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