Lastnight round my blokes dads for dinner and we started discussing inventions. I told them a few and then someone said he would love to invent an actual ever lasting gob stopper. After a while...
Or is this object pointless Just seen an advert for a motion sensor handwash. They said with a normal handwash other people press the top leaving germs behind. But hang on dont you press the top get...
Who stole the money? I know I'm sad but was just watching this at lunch and have had to come back to work and it said they'd say who stole the money after the break, is anyone still watching on ITV2...
Car outside mine left on pavement, bonnet all bashed in was there the other week with no tax and back again lastnight still with no tax. What would you do? Grass on them? or let others deal with it?
I just went uptown to pay some cheques in at the bank and whilst in the queue in came Sue a lady who works as a secretary at my boyfriends workplace (scoop) she came in saw me and asked said 'you...
My budgie broke his leg this morning so i made him a splint with two swan vesta matches. His little face lit up! Unfortunately so did the rest of him as i forgot id lined his cage with sand paper.
Mum always used to say to me 'I want never gets' I always wanted those clarke's shoes with the key in the bottom :-( What did you want when you were younger but never got?
I know revenge isnt good, but had to laugh when my friend just told me what she did. She recently split up with her bloke, he was being a bit distant etc and she was becoming a bit bored. Anyway he...
have just come on and what is all this about it being my birthday? Where did that come from? Do I get double presents? And how did some know when my real birthday was?? Have I got stalkers?
Every night I get really bad sleep (crusty eye bogies) in my eyes. I sometimes wake up and have difficulty even opening my eyes! I shampoo my eyes often but this makes no difference, is there anything...
Ordered chinese and asked for special fried rice, mushroom chow mein, prawn balls and BBQ sauce. Got back from collecting it. I had mushroom fried rice, chicken chow mein and pork balls. :-( I still...
In answer to your question on my post neices can be older than their aunties. Think eastenders michelle fowler had vicky and then shortly after pauline had martin making vickys uncle younger than her....
I'm in one of those moods today, I dont want to help or be nice to anyone. Knowing me I will though. Woke up and a van had parked in my driveway to do work on next door. So I have just gone out and...