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I snogged a son of a preacher once - but has anyone ever been loved by the son of a preacher man, or even been loved (or otherwise) by the preacher himself?
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That's what a 21 year old colleague has just come out with at tea break. (We don't talk about the weather or the state of the Euro - boring..) What does she mean - any ideas? Has he been forced to...
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Oh Oh Oh Reggie, why did you go away?" One kiss for the first one to remember who Reggie was & what he was famous for. Two kisses for the first one to remember who sang the song, and from...
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.. a world of difference. And a lot of my first lot don't have a lot of the second. Grrrrrrr.... What other same-sounding words with different meanings can you think of? Or is it too early yet to use...
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Can you still buy these? Not as though I want to, or ever have - horrid things. But I haven't heard them mentioned anywhere for a while and they don't stock them in Tesco's. anyone know?...
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... I want your opinion and thoughts on prostatic massage. Love, your Little Ever Ready Battery Sally Bananas xxx...
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I have just referred a fella for prostatic massage to our local hospital. I thought there were special 'parlours' and 'salons' for that sort of thing where the men had to fork out of their own...
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Ladies: Gordon Brown or Lembit Opik? Gents: Jo Brand or Anne Widdecombe?...
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Another game. 1) We give our christian name initial and others (who genuinely don't know) have a guess what it is. 2) Then you have to give a description of that person beginning with the same...
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I am so alone. Is the rest of the world still in bed?
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I'll start: "There's more to this than meets the Jap's eye" said Sargeant Kanishiro. "Aye" said Doug his Lancashire sidekick. "There is indeedy"....
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I wrote a few weeks ago on behalf of a colleague who was c/o vaginal dryness - a pre-menopausal lady who didn't want to take hormones or use chemicals and was wondering about the efficacy of vitamin e...
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Another thing that occurred to me last night in my half-consciousness is that don't young men have a strong loud vigorous stream when wee'ing? I thought that cos my daughter's boyfriend stayed the...
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A close work colleague has just gone off with swine flu... my daughter is just going off to Inverness for a week... I am getting myself stocked up with bottled water & Beechams & Nurofen &...
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Once again, I tossed & turned between 2 a.m. & 3.a.m. Last night's random thoughts included: 1) Aren't forked tongues weird? It's a bit like having a camel toe in your mouth.... Do people who...
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... Isn't it funny & strange what random thoughts pop into your mind when you're in that halfway state of sleep & consciousness? For instance, I tossed & turned between 4 & 5 o'clock...
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Loggy asked me in a previous thread what I meant by loving someone ("sort-of"). What I meant in that particular instant is that I love a guy, but am not "in love" with him. There...
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Lines of the last week include: "I'm not going to see Billy Elliott - he's a puff. How about going to Priscilla: Queen of the Desert?" "My gonads are suffering indomitably - you should...
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... logged on this morning and was very disconcerted (& a bit upset really) to see a post from Whiffey... kept on looking and it all got weirder and weirder... Am I in some sort of Twilight Zone?...
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Or is it all just 'armless around 'ere ??

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