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I don't do drugs....I am drugs....

Who said that? (no - not me; not even when imbibing the absinthe...)...
11:38 Wed 11th Nov 200918 answers, last by mccfluff 12:15 Wed 11th Nov 2009
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11.11.11. Go on then - who has just partook of the 2 minute silence?

I did. Until Pat belched, which spoilt the last 5 seconds.
11:06 Wed 11th Nov 200912 answers, last by littlegriff 21:26 Wed 11th Nov 2009
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Shoplifting.

A heinous crime? A re-distribution of wealth? A sin? A sharing out of material goods to those less fortunate? An expected loss from shops who charge way over the odds anyway? Is there anyone on here...
07:43 Wed 11th Nov 200926 answers, last by sallabananas 10:36 Wed 11th Nov 2009
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Collision.

I fell asleep last night during the 2nd half. Did I miss much? Was it cos it's a bit boring? Was it the two-thirds of a bottle of Rioja?...
06:45 Wed 11th Nov 20091 answer, last by lankeela 17:08 Wed 11th Nov 2009
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Good morning peoples...

Bejeezus - feels like I wet the bed or something. In work at 6.10. Had a horrid dream & knew I just wouldn't be able to get back to sleep. I have never been first on the GMT, so my digits are...
06:25 Wed 11th Nov 200958 answers, last by funnygirl 08:32 Wed 11th Nov 2009
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Would you nick testers from the cosmetics counters in department stores?

I have a mate, who shall obviously remain nameless (tight cow) who gets most of her make-up absolutely free... by nicking all the testers from the beauty counters - well, the ones without security...
13:55 Tue 10th Nov 200935 answers, last by ummmm 14:41 Tue 10th Nov 2009
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And I am...

going to a meeting. Bum - might miss something absolutely fascinating or hilarious on here. But, like Arnie - I will be back....
13:52 Tue 10th Nov 20096 answers, last by sallabananas 16:37 Tue 10th Nov 2009
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A better joke, hopefully.

A woman arrived at a party, scanned the guests then spotted an attractive guy stood by himself. She approached him, smiled & said "Hello, my name's Carmen". "That's a beautiful name...
12:51 Tue 10th Nov 20099 answers, last by tamborine 13:45 Tue 10th Nov 2009
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Name: Your Favourite (if any!) Member of The Royal Family...and why...

Moi? Prince Philip. Unpolitically correct & doesn't give a sh1te....
07:45 Tue 10th Nov 200930 answers, last by yogi-bear 13:44 Tue 10th Nov 2009
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I don't like this joke, but I'll tell it anyway...

A woman was overheard telling her friend "It was I who made my husband a millionaire". "What was he before then?" her friend enquired. "A billionaire"....
07:39 Tue 10th Nov 20098 answers, last by sallabananas 12:04 Tue 10th Nov 2009
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It's not normal is it - to have 3 knees?

13:43 Fri 06th Nov 200930 answers, last by pericat 18:21 Fri 06th Nov 2009
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A genital itch. Scratch it now or try & save it for later?

(bearing in mind, Keith is in my office.....)
13:39 Fri 06th Nov 200910 answers, last by sallabananas 13:55 Fri 06th Nov 2009
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Corrie. Sally to Kelly Crabtree (about Rosie)

'At least she can spell P.A.' that made me chuckle....
15:40 Thu 05th Nov 200915 answers, last by sallabananas 16:39 Thu 05th Nov 2009
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A blind cleaner.

In last night's Emmerdale, one of Betty's co-cleaners is the very irritating lecherous blind woman. (No protests please - just cos she's blind don't mean she can't be annoying or have desires....)....
15:28 Wed 04th Nov 200915 answers, last by vulcan42 16:38 Wed 04th Nov 2009
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Darn - the smut thread's gone.

Want to start another one sqad - You being the King of Perv and me (apparently) being the Queen of Innuendo?
13:24 Wed 04th Nov 200939 answers, last by daffy654 16:08 Wed 04th Nov 2009
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I've just stabbed myself in the left breast with a poppy pin...

.. Any ideas for the soothing thereof? Cool compress? Massage? Hot flannel? A good rubbing?...
10:43 Wed 04th Nov 200921 answers, last by sallabananas 11:32 Wed 04th Nov 2009
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Bra and Panties

.... now they'll all come crawling out of the woodwork Rinks !!
09:38 Wed 04th Nov 200915 answers, last by yogi-bear 09:56 Wed 04th Nov 2009
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It's just occurred to me, following a trip to the loo....

... that I always wee more in winter, yet I drink more in summer. Why is that do you think? (should this be in health or fitness, or is it too flippant a question?)...
08:05 Wed 04th Nov 20092 answers, last by lil123 08:11 Wed 04th Nov 2009
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Drool? Dribble? or Drivel....?

I've done a bit of drooling this last couple of days.... Most unbecoming of a woman my age, but you can't stop nature. How often do you drool or dribble? For instance - when sleeping, when wee'ing,...
10:58 Tue 03rd Nov 200923 answers, last by bigmamma 11:35 Tue 03rd Nov 2009
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I may not be around so much this week...

... busy entertaining (sorry - educating) my young medical student. Sara - he's even better in the flesh. Yumm. ;-)...
10:57 Mon 02nd Nov 200938 answers, last by sallabananas 12:25 Mon 02nd Nov 2009

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