PM done anything at all about the Commons scandal, he's happier posing with Beckham and Rooney while the country is asking for heads to roll. michael Martin's pathetic auti-cued apology has only...
My 18 month old tom cat has suddenly turned vicious for not apparent reason. Jumped up at me as I stood, wide eyed and teeth snarlling. Split second instinct made me put my arm across my face. All...
When this bloke asked me if i preffered legs, thighs or breasts, i told him that i had a fondness for shaved fannies. He then told me that this wasnt an option with the KFC Bargin Bucket.......
My neighbour has about 10 cats and they use my garden and another neighbours as their toilet - she says they don't , but we have seen them frequently. If I send it back it is an offence?
Normally I'm a Tory however I'm going to lend my vote to UKIP in June as I hope they can get in and wreck the gravy express. All the Furore about the UK MP's snouts in trough, kin amatuers, get a load...
"Our brains are pattern-recognition machines, connecting the dots and creating meaning out of the patterns that we think we see in nature. Sometimes A really is connected to B, and sometimes it is...
Hi Guys Don't go on here much, but enjoy reading the threads Off tomorrow to south of France for 2 weeks by Eurostar and TGVwith better half. Wish me luck and hope Iv'e got all the connection times...
Wilfred (or Paddy to you) goes for a job on a building site. The foreman asks " what's the difference between a joist and a girder?" Well says Wilfred(Paddy) Joyce wrote Ullysses and Goethe wrote...