The most gorgeous man/woman ever. I know beauty is skin deep and people are beautiful in their own ways, but this is for the most gorgeous looking! I will go for George Best, Elvis Presley.
The current banking crisis explained by an Irishman Young Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry...
Starting next Saturday. Are you looking forward to it ? I shall be recording it and whizzing thru all the adverts as I usually do, as well as the beginning where they all land in separate helicopters...
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Is this psychic reading likely true or not true? (Very long but please read) So I got an online psychic reading today and I asked about the guy I was dating and my first question was if he had...
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Two young men, One travels an 80 mile round trip to work long hard hours. The other lies in bed all day on benefits and wishes to stay this way. After both have paid all bills the one who works is the...
Circumstances prevented it this week so I went today. The car park was nearly empty and free. Got round the shops in record time. Maybe I will change my day. The only downside is the TV mag as it goes...