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Is There A Right Or Wrong Way To Stir Tea/coffee?

Which way do you stir your tea or coffee - clockwise or anticlockwise? And is it right or wrong either way? I can't see that it matters at all. But the reason I ask is because when I was a kid, about...
10:21 Wed 16th Oct 201369 answers, last by Lateral-Thinker 04:40 Thu 08th Dec 2016
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Pretty Good Question!

Can anybody shed any light on this strange anomaly of our language? How did we ever arrive at the common usage of the word 'pretty' as an adjectival qualifier? eg: This weather's pretty good right...
13:41 Wed 31st Jul 20131 answer, last by Quizmonster 14:08 Wed 31st Jul 2013
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What's The Difference Between...?

What's the difference between an oversized undersexed butler, and an undersized oversexed eskimo? One's a massive vassal with a passive tassel. The other's a frigid midget with a rigid digit....
16:19 Wed 12th Jun 20131 answer, last by daisya 16:19 Wed 12th Jun 2013
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My Cat Sindy Once Had A Really Bad Cold...

...she had the snuffles so badly, I had to give her a temporary new name... Julia. 'Why Julia?' I hear you all wondering. Julia Sneezer....
16:11 Wed 12th Jun 20132 answers, last by Spoonboy 03:38 Thu 13th Jun 2013
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Scot Free

When people say 'He got away with it SCOT FREE', how did that phrase originate?
15:52 Wed 12th Jun 20133 answers, last by frugalfred 15:55 Wed 12th Jun 2013
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Radioactive Cats...

Do they have 18 half-lives?
13:32 Mon 10th Jun 20131 answer, last by baza 13:35 Mon 10th Jun 2013
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What Was The Bounciest Steamboat In America?

The Rubber T.Lee
12:51 Mon 10th Jun 20132 answers, last by frozengal 05:54 Tue 11th Jun 2013
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Fax Off

This is apparently a true story - but it could as easily be an urban myth: A temporary secretary was once employed to carry out the customary duties for the boss. The woman was not very experienced,...
12:46 Mon 10th Jun 20131 answer, last by Zeuhl 12:51 Mon 10th Jun 2013
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What Do You Call A Northern Curry?

A Lankashmir Hotpot.
12:38 Mon 10th Jun 20134 answers, last by Zacs-Master 06:20 Tue 11th Jun 2013
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The Mad Launderette Rapist:

Did you hear about the madman who went into a launderette, raped several women, and ran away again? Headline in the newspaper next day: Nut Screws Washers and Bolts....
12:38 Mon 10th Jun 2013
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Did You Hear About The Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac?

He laid awake at night wondering if there really is a doG.
12:36 Mon 10th Jun 20131 answer, last by Sqad 12:36 Mon 10th Jun 2013
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A Barman Says 'sorry, We Don't Serve Tachyons In Here'.

A tachyon walks into a bar.
12:34 Mon 10th Jun 20134 answers, last by AndiFlatland 14:26 Mon 10th Jun 2013
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How Do You Turn A Tree Into A Soul Singer?

Put it in a wood pulp processing plant until you get Lou Rawls (...I think you can all work that one out!)
12:34 Mon 10th Jun 20131 answer, last by Spoonboy 01:40 Tue 11th Jun 2013
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How Do You Turn A Duck Into A Soul Singer?

Put it in a microwave until it's Bill Withers.
12:32 Mon 10th Jun 2013
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What Did The Philosopher Say To The Pig?

You're pink, therefore you're ham.
12:31 Mon 10th Jun 2013
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Why Did The Sheep Forget Where She Left Her Baby?

Because she was suffering from lambnesia.
12:30 Mon 10th Jun 20133 answers, last by cupid04 02:36 Tue 11th Jun 2013
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How Do You Make God Laugh?

Make a plan.
12:29 Mon 10th Jun 2013
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Toothaches

If you're unlucky enough to have 2 toothaches at the same time, where do they send you? The Coincidental Surgery....
16:21 Fri 07th Jun 20138 answers, last by DTCwordfan 17:12 Fri 07th Jun 2013
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Starting Your Own Country With A Flower

There were 2 fiercely independently-minded women, called Dee and Sally, who one day decided to start their own country (after seeing Danny Wallace's BBC TV series). When they were working out all the...
16:18 Fri 07th Jun 20132 answers, last by maggiebee 22:25 Fri 07th Jun 2013
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The... (More Interesting Than That Might Sound)

We have a symbol for 'at' - @. And we have 2 symbols for 'and' - +, &. Why don't we have one for 'the'? After all, it's probably the most frequently used word in just about every language. Make sense,...
17:15 Tue 28th May 201316 answers, last by ClareA 00:03 Sun 23rd Jun 2013

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