I am hoisted on a Petard. I recently changed departments at work and my new seat has COMPRESSED GAS HEIGHT ADJUSTMENT. I fear that at any moment it will explode and blow me flying across Kensigton...
David Beckham reports that upon meeting Mr Alpay Ozalan (a Turkish defender) 'he clipped me around the ear and said something about my mother'. Who else would benefit from similarly meeting Mr Ozalan?
At my local ASDA is a notice saying 'Speak to customer sevices if you want your ballon blown up'. Seemingly we are all within six steps of relating to each other. Which steps relate Guy to ASDA?
