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excelsior-1

An Unnamed Weatherman - - -

- - - has reacted angrily to being sacked because he always gives cold gloomy forecasts No more mist and ice guy...

excelsior-1

Replacing Words - - -

- - - with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected accordion to a recent survey...

Bathsheba

That Moment When You're Doing Online Grocery Shop

and can't decide whether to spend an extra £15 or so just to take total to over £100 to get 200 bonus Nectar points.......or is that just me? ;)...

atalanta

Does anyone remember the headlines from 40 years ago today ? "Headingley : Snow stops play." with a picture of the bails and stumps covered by half an inch of snow. Thanks to global warming we're not...

Ann

Happy Birthday Mass_Hysteria

Have a great birthday Mass x

mikey4444

Smoking Ban In England Cuts Child Hospital Admissions

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-32918513 Case of the bleeding obvious to me. Why didn't we do this earlier ?...

nailit

What Do You Do In Your Spare Time?

There seems to be some people on here 24/7 Can well understand how people can get addicted to internet sites, twittering away and updating their status on facebook and checking emails and posting on...

Hettster

Dental Fees Private & Nhs

Hello Is it permissible to have private & NHS detal treatment at the same time? I went to the dentist yesterday and following examination it was decided I would need to have some teeth removed. One of...

Booldawg

Things That Set You On Edge

Was watching an advert on TV last night, in the ad a baby was chewing on the sleeve of a woolen jumper. Immediately made me recoil with discomfort. Its like when a knife scrapes on a ceramic plate, or...

Ann

Happpy Birthday Ric.ror

Have a great birthday x

Ann

Gness Whose Birthday It Is?!!

Happy Birthday Gness - have a gud un!!

naomi24

Masturbation Will Leave Hands Pregnant In The Afterlife …..

….warns Turkish televangelist. http://tribune.com.pk/story/892594/masturbation-will-leave-hands-pregnant-in-afterlife-muslim-televangelist/ And there's me thinking it only makes you go blind. :o)...

lindapalmara

Hanging About!!!

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've...

B00

How Annoyed Would You Be?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3100324/Picture-wedding-guest-proposing-girlfriend-right-newlyweds-entire-internet-outraged-look-bride-s-face-priceless.html I'm assuming the bride didn't...

tonyav

Yet Another Sexual Abuse Case.

I wonder if we will ever find out who the ( alleged ) abuser's are....

magpie

Let's Batter Blatter

has any body noticed how these people start to believe they are somehow better than the rest of us. just imagine what the vast sums given to these parasites could have done for the grassroots football...

AB Editor

In Or Out? (Of the EU)

marval

Well You Live And Learn

I have been doing a bit of searching on the internet, and discovered something I hadn't heard of. Apparently you can get sex bolts, a chart here if you don't believe me....

allen

When Did Bars Stop Using Glasses?

Nowadays, it seems, almost all bars and pubs give you a bottle of beer - in a bottle. When did this start? And why? When I was a drinker, many decades ago, you got a glass, automatically. A...

janbee

Eu Referendum

I apologise if this has been asked already but... if there were to be a referendum tomorrow, how would you vote? Yes/no ? in/out ?...

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